Foxy lady

Given the circumstances of that little get together and the fact everyone was under the influence of some substance. I acted rather rationally compared to some other people Brian, Hwangbo, DJ, Miyavi, BoA, and perhaps someone I forgot.

I got home relatively late and since then, YB has been looking at me funny.

I go home and what do I find (after a really weird party and such...)

SEUNG RI ON MY YB!!!!

TRYING TO GET WITH MY MAN???
 D<

Alas, they were sleeping and I didn't bother them that night...or the morning.... or when he left Wednesday evening.

...

I haven't talk to YB about it...

I'm too scared and confused.

Also, I'm too upset to keep my female voice going.
And I know how creeped out by that YB is.

...

;_;

What's up? Me? I'm bored

I have a huge beautiful apartment and no guest to entertain.

D: A woman needs guests.

So!

How about a get together next Sunday?

not a party because I don't think YB likes those...

Just a nice, civilized get together with booze.
Lot's of booze. And of course Tortilla chips...
We can talk about stuff and do fun stuff like...
My home is full of secret pathways and stuff. It's a fun place :D
We will all have fun!

...
Especially if you are drunk

What's that on his face?

I'll pretend I don't notice >>

I got Ralphy a heart shape wood block to chew on. You know... I think the little guy likes it.

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Wait... I was supposed to get something to YB???

BE BACK!!!!

Tis the season to get drunk. That's what I always say. So a word of advice... Don't give any one who shouldn't have liquor any liquor.

I have compiled a list of those who shouldn't have booze and I have my reasons next to them...


and oh my gawd dad, stop calling me. I'm not your little boy anymore. I'm a woman D<

I PUT THE VID ON YOUTUBE!!!!!

I EMAILED ALL THE LINK >D

We all know it.

I can't have kids. Men can't give birth

So... Adoption is taking a long freaking time. How did Se7en get that kid so quick? I mean really... Then again... They want me to be married. They won't let me have a kid without being attached to someone else D:

So, I'll put adoption on hold. Who needs it...

I got  RALPH.

That's right. I went out and bought Ralph. Having a pet seems to be all the rage.



I will love him as if he was my own. It's our baby, YB!

Our baby Chinchilla that is...



I haven't told YB yet. Ralph arrives in a few weeks. He needs to be weened and everything.

When he comes, I'm sure YB will accept him.

If he doesn't, I'll become more manly.

That's right.

Then how much different will he be from lets say another member of his group.

LET ME KEEP RALPH D:

So, I checked the calender and it says that today is international naked day. Thanks for the reminder Se7en.

I guess I should join the festivities. 8D

Why is Jaejoong on my doorstep?

I'm a therapist! NOT A DOCTOR!

You just dumped him here! D<

So, I have cured Se7en. I sent him some educational videos for reinforcement. Thank you Changmin.

YB is being shy. He has a nice body. Why be shy when it is shown? Nudity is true freedom. It is society that stops us! Also, it would be hard work to keep healthy down there while always naked. 

So, for once today find your personal freedom!

I went to Se7en's house today. The man is in serious withdrawals. He keeps doing everything for Hankyung. It's like he built a strange world for himself and lost touch with reality.He even became a permanent bottom It's kinda sad. This once sexually healthy man is now... Well, he still expresses himself sexually. Just not in a SANE way. I'm calling another therapist to help me with his mental state. We got to work all angles. Wait, better (and cheaper) yet. I'll call Junki.

YB, I'll be late tonight.

I love you, sugar.

Sometimes, YB sleeps in another room or goes off to go somewhere.

Or even worse, he doesn't want to hear me talk in the morning so he runs off before I awake.

He is not there more than he is... You understand?

So, I get lonely. So...I bought this:



He's adorable.

I switched the on button, I know. I tried to get him to open up. Now, he's open. He doesn't stay silent all the time. However, he does say some mean things...

My voice isn't creepy. D':

If you loved me, you would love my man voice!

YOOCHUN LOVED MY MAN VOICE.

Yooochhhuuunnn ;D

He also get jealous easier... How cute. ;D

Taeyang slept in my bed last night. Yay!

You know what that means...

Double YAY!

Oh and Se7en... You no longer have to come see me anymore.

You aren't cured but I can't stand being your therapist.

AND I DO NOT PUT YOU IN A BOX D<

So,  YB is fine. He still lives with me. He still sleeps in his own room...

We cuddle a lot now, though. That's an improvement. I'm sure enough that he is cured but I need to keep an eye on my number one patient.

TAEYANG, WHERE ARE YOU??????!!!!!

Seriously, I'm really upset. My cut reopened on my lip. It huuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrttttttttttttttssssssssssssss!!!!


I think my fliers aren't working.

Want to go on a date tonight?


:D? 

So, Taeyang is very fun to hang around. I'm feeling some Scraffle withdrawl. So, I'm going to visit TOP and see how my little friend is doing. Besides, I think Taeyang will enjoy a day without nervousness. 



I just hope he doesn't run away.